SPOOF: "Cong MLA denied participation in "Jhalak.. -4" shows his skills on Speaker's podium!?"

Bhubaneshwar: Ruckus in the Odisha Assembly again. MLA from the Opposition party, Congress, climbed to the Speaker's podium during the question hour.




The Speaker who wanted to carry on with the proceedings despite loud protests from Congress MLA's inside the well of the house was forced to go for adjournment when a Congress MLA jumped to his table, danced and slept on it for a while.

Though, the Congress members have been staging protests in the well of the house for over a week demanding the resignation of Chief Minister Naveen Patnaik for his role in the acquisition of land for Vedanta University,

                    But our inside sources from Congress confirmed to Faking news, that climbing on Speaker's podium was not part of their itinerary. The person who climbed to the podium was, the Cong MLA who has recently been denied participation in Sony's premiere dance show "Jhalak Dikhla Ja -Season 4" featuring ester years dhak dhak girl Madhuri Dixit and already badnam munni, Malaika Arora. The Cong MLA was so agitated by his non-inclusion in the show that he decided to show the world his talents and skills of dancing moves on the State Assembly's Speaker's podium itself.

Later replying to why he chose only the Speaker's podium to present his latent talent, Cong MLA gleefully replied to Faking News," I was looking for an opportunity to come in public and showcase my talent. Knowing that, public and media won't come to cover my show in any local auditorium even free of cost, I planned to execute my performance on the Speaker's podium in midst of the other major agitation which shall fetch maximum media and shutterbug's glare."

When asked "Jhalak…" organizers that are they ruing the fact of not including a Cong MLA in their show? They simply replied by saying 3 words,"This isn't circus!"

Well, probably "Jhalak…" isn't circus, but looking at Odisha assembly's past track record, It certainly can be renamed into Great Odiya Circus!


Meanwhile, the Cong party seems to be embarrassed by their party MLA's dancing skills. Cong spokesperson Manish Tiwari told to Faking news that." it was Cong MLA's individual decision to dance to the groove on Speaker's podium in Odisha, And after seeing his performance neither Soniaji nor other party members think that he is suitable for 'Jhalak…' !"

A large delegation of the ruling party, Biju Janata Dal, met with the Speaker and requested him to ensure that the Cong MLA shouldn't dance on Bollywood songs, And only Odiya number must be played inside the Odisha State Assembly House.

- somya harsh
as mango~man
for Faking News

  



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SPOOF: "Raja, Kalmadi and Adarsh Corrupts to endorse Royal Stag!" ?

Superstar and the hero of India's corruption block buster – 2G Spectrum Scam, A.Raja, has been appointed the first Political Brand Ambassador for the global brand Seagram's Royal Stag. Surprisingly, he follows a list of illustrious brand ambassadors for Royal Stag which include Ricky Ponting, Harbhajan Singh, Gautam Gambhir, Yuvraj Singh, Stephen Fleming, Brett Lee and Saif Ali Khan. 

A.Raja, at the press event to announce the endorsement said, "I am very proud of being chosen by a premium brand such as Seagram's Royal Stag. I am sure that this association will be mutually beneficial." 

Royal Stag will use its association with A.Raja for a range of activities, which include two television campaigns produced by Red Ice – Sujit Sarkar and a print campaign shot by famed lensman Atul Kasbekar and created by Ogilvy & Mather.

Commenting on the endorsement, Sumeet Lamba, Executive Vice President – Marketing, Seagram, said to Faking News, "We see a synergy between the core values of the brand and A.Raja. Raja is a young, contemporary politician with an international appeal and is popular across demographics. His constant defiance of alleged corruption and repetitiveness of defiant attitude saying "Have I made it large?" goes perfectly in sync with Royal Stag's tagline" 

A.Raja, now the ex-telecom minister, is alleged for Rs 1.75 lakh crore 2G spectrum scam under Dr. Manmohan Singh led government. He successfully provided benefits to some selective companies of his choice while allocating 2G spectrum at unreasonably low rates, bringing heavy loss to the government treasury. The relationship between Seagram and A.Raja was facilitated by Richvine, the entertainment division of DMK's SUN TV.

Also joining Mr. Raja would be some other eminent corrupt personnels of country. Seagram's announced that they have signed on Suresh Kalmadi And a few of Adarsh corrupts as Brand Ambassador, at a Press Conference in Delhi today.

Speaking about the association with Kalmadi and Adarsh Corrupts, Bikram Basu, Vice President-Marketing Pernod Ricard India said, They all represent Seagram’s Royal Stag’s philosophy to dream big and Make it Large! Kalmadi’s journey from debut to date, has been inspirational, where now, he is unanimously acknowledged as one of the greatest corrupts of the nation across the country”.

Speaking at the announcement, Manish Tiwari, Spokesperson, Congress said to Faking News, "Working with the 'Seagram’s Royal Stag brand is symbolic of a politician having made it large! For A.Raja, Kalmadi and group at UPA, it is a privilege to work with Team Royal Stag”.

"I am delighted to be part of the Royal Stag line-up that includes my fellow corrupt mates “ said Suresh Kalmadi on the association.

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